UROLOGY

 With Apologies to Will Shakespeare

 

To pee, or not to pee, there is no question.

Whether ‘tis nobler to decide to suffer

The pains of stifled urination

Or to whip out what will relieve the troubles,

And by expelling, end them.

To search, to seek, once more, 

And find that place of sweet relief

Then shiver as the waited stream begins.

‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

 

 

And to the Brothers Grimm

 

Urine, Urine on the wall,

Of the alley and the hall.

Wish I may. Wish I might.

Make it to the bowl tonight.

 

 

And, Finally, to Paul Simon

 

Slow down it moves too fast.

Got to make the urine last.

Writing names on cobblestones.

I’m almost done. I’m feelin’ groovy. 

 

Until next time

Namaste