Sunday, June 16, 2019

Once I Could Run

It's coming up on eight am this cloudy cool Sunday.  As I write, many runners are passing on sleepy Plains Road.  A Father's Day Race, Carol tells me.  The competitors are long gone, flying past.  Now the stragglers are passing in ones and twos, a couple of them even walking.  The lead dozen ran by in silence, the first one carrying an American Flag.  The middle ran in conversational clusters mostly, with some outliers.  I'm guessing this is some kind of fundraiser like the Thanksgiving Day Turkey Trot.

Seeing them hurry past, their feet pounding the pavement, brought up two feelings:  a fond memory of the days when I ran several times a week, and the reminder from my knees that those days are long over.  I never ran competitively; I ran because I loved the rhythm of my feet hitting the ground, of my breathing in counterpoint.  Once my body hit its aerobic stride I felt like I could keep it up forever.  I had no interest in racing anyone, in changing my rhythm to contend for the lead.  I wanted only to run, to feel my breath, my heartbeat, to enjoy the day.

I miss it.

While musing about my younger self, my undisciplined mind began to ponder the word RUN.  As with so much of this colorful, complex language we call English, the word has several contextual variations in meaning.  I give you some phrases to consider:

Run it up the flagpole,

Let's run a hundred copies.

In the long run.

There's a run in my stocking.

Does this bus run on time?

First run feature.

Let's run over your lines again.

It might be fun to take a run at coming up with your own set.  If you have the same discipline level in your mind as I, it could occupy you for quite a while.

Namaste

Monday, May 27, 2019

Some Things are Just Wrong!

Throughout my several careers I have been an agent of change.  Whenever I heard any variation of the phrase We've always done it that way, I knew I could find a better method.  I delighted in throwing radical ideas against a wall of tradition to see if it would develop a crack that let in the light of change. I thrive on chaos (for evidence come visit my home office.)  Why then does this particular situation bother me to the point of distraction?


The photo shows the container that holds a week's supply of my vitamins - C1000, D3 2000, B100 Complex, Magnesium Citrate, and Aline Probiotic - in case you were wondering.  All but Aline come in bottles of a hundred or more.  Aline comes in a box containing several packets, each providing a week's supply.  Two weeks ago my vitamin ingestion schedule was disrupted for a few days due to circumstances beyond my control.  The photo shows the filled seven day container (trust me on that, and ignore the green pill cutter on the left.)  Below that is the most recent packet of Aline.  Note the three empty pods and the four that are undisturbed.  

I can think of no way to rectify the situation other than throwing the packet away (an expensive proposition) and starting anew the beginning of the next week.

Is thriving on chaos different from objecting to disorder in the cosmos?  Opinions welcome.

Namaste.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

February - Another Rabbit Hole

I was born in February.  That alone makes it my favorite month.  Adding to that auspicious event the fact  that many of my favorite people — best friend, daughter-in-law, mother, paternal grandma, enough other close friends and family to have a big party, and a couple of presidents; also claim February as their birth month, got me thinking about its unique position in our year. I got curious as to why it is the shortest month and why it became the one month with an inconsistent number of days.  Hence the Rabbit Hole.

It all starts with humans.  At some point in human history, someone decided that a day — the span between sunrises, or sunsets — should be subdivided into equal parts and, through diligent study, or maybe over many flagons of strong wine, determined that 24 parts seemed to work.  Thus began humanity's obsession with time, culminating, one hopes, in the formation of the International Earth Rotation and Reference System Service (IERS) which manages the length of a day because it turns out it isn't exactly 24 hours — close but no cigar.

Even though the day is a bit wobbly length-wise, there are 365 of them in a year.  Well not quite.  The solar year is actually 365.2422 days long (365.25 incorrectly rounded) requiring a day to be added from time to time to keep things in sync; February is where that happens.  If you want more detail about the seemingly simple word year, here you go Year.

Let's get back to February.

The Roman Calendar began its new year in March, and at its inception the year  had only ten months with a total of 304 days.  Very soon two more months were tacked on: January with 29 then 31 days, and February with either 23 or 28 days, depending on the need for five more days to come closer to the actual solar year.  So the origin of February was intended to make up for the calendar year being too short, solar-wise.  When Julius Caesar got hold of it he flipped the calendar around so the new year began on January first and that month was given 31 days.  Next came February at 28, then the March, April, May, and June, followed by July (nee Quintilis, the fifth month which it no longer was so Julius renamed it), August (Sextilis with an additional day added and renamed to honor Augustus).  The last four months stayed as they were, except that December was first shortened to 29 days when January and February were tacked on the end, then boosted to 31 when they were moved to the beginning of the year.

Got all that?

Notice that February still drew the short straw, even today it flips to 29 days on almost every year divisible by four — centuries divisible by four e.g. 1600, 2000, are exempt (because of the rounding error above.)  So it seems to me that my month has been the dumping ground in humanity's attempt to define a year.  I accept that as kind of an honor.  February can handle change.  So can we who were born into it.

If you want to continue down the rabbit hole try Week, but don't say I didn't warn you.  Signal me if you ever come back.

Namaste.




Thursday, February 28, 2019

From Pencils and Brushes to Artists and Clams

About six years ago, Carol and I were feeling the winter cold more than usual and were dreading the late January/early February days when winter seems endless.  She asked me to find a place where we could spend a week or two, her criteria being someplace quiet and warm.  The second criterion kinda narrowed it down to Florida.  Quiet was another issue since most of Canada, the upper midwest, and the northeast reached a similar conclusion about warmth.  We had both spent enough vacation time in lively upbeat tourist traps to yearn for laid back relaxation and relative quiet.  A couple of hours with TripAdvisor, Yelp, and Wikipedia led me to Cedar Key.  Though labeled a city, this tiny place —year-round population about 1,000— is easily walkable.  A stroll that covers every street in the downtown area takes about an hour with time for browsing.


2nd  Street — The Main Drag

The South End of 2nd Street — The Main Drag is just over the rise

The city was named for the Eastern Red Cedar that provided the smooth non-splintery wood that spawned two factories devoted to making the slats for pencils.  Slats were then shipped to New York where the pencils were completed.  Other factories harvested young Cabbage Palms to fashion into brushes of various sizes that were shipped all over the world.

Among Cedar Key's other historic claims to fame is the fact that it was the western terminus of the first trans-Florida railroad, which ran from Fernandina on the Atlantic coast in northern Florida to Cedar Key on the Gulf.  Ships bound for the Gulf of Mexico no longer had to make the loop around Florida. Instead cargo was offloaded in Fernandina and sent by rail to Cedar Key to be loaded onto waiting ships bound for New Orleans and other Gulf ports.
All that's left

Enough history - let's talk about what this city became after the diminished supply of Eastern Red Cedar and a devastating 1896 hurricane caused Eberhard Faber and other factories to relocate.

With the will to survive and fortitude typical of Old Florida, Cedar Key gradually reconstituted itself into the country's largest supplier of farm-raised clams and a haven for artisans to practice their various crafts.
Clam farmer starting the day

There are two artist co-ops on 2nd Street about a block apart, each contains local pottery, sculpture, paintings, and photographs.  Surprisingly they are not in competition!  I believe local artists may put work in both places as long as they are willing to take a shift behind the counter.  Above the one named The Cedar Keyhole is a gallery that hosts local art which changes about once a month.  We've met several artists while there, finding that most of them are transplants from northern climes who visited and fell in love with this slice of Old Florida.

There is a sense of calm and acceptance in the place that pulls one in.  Maybe it's the fact that the nearest supermarket is about 30 miles away (the local market is more than adequate for most needs); or that, with no yoga studio available, folks get together upstairs at the library three days a week to practice to some CD selected by those who show up; or that the coffee shop puts out food and water for several feral cats that inhabit the area.


There's also some tourism, but it's a bit more laid back than jet skis and power boats.



Enough about our not-so-secret hideaway.
Until next time.
- Namaste

Friday, January 25, 2019

Family Idioms and Other Musings

I don't know if all families have phrases unique to them or not. I thought I'd share a few that we use  - no copyright infringement worries, feel free to take whatever works for you.

Ear read - to listen to an audiobook.  My wife coined that phrase several years ago.

Cat follow - to be on your way to another part of your house while the cat moseys in front, zig-zagging at regular intervals so you can't pass.  This is not an issue if you're heading for their food bowls, you'll find them waiting for you when you arrive and chastising you for taking so long.  The phrase could also be applied to someone sightseeing in front of you on a crowded sidewalk when you're trying to get to an appointment.

Spank up - to get your act together.  This one came from our older granddaughter when she was about two.  If her dad was not performing to her liking when he was her 'horsey' we'd hear "Spank up Daddy!"  I'm speculating a bit on the definition because said granddaughter, now in her twenties, has no recollection of saying it much less knowing what she meant.

Whip around - usually said at the dinner table, as in "Whip around and grab the ketchup."  Who remembers when 'catsup' was the accepted spelling of that condiment?

Cat bound - the condition obtained when one or more of your feline masters decides to use you as a bed, bathtub, or place to sit and converse face to face.  On the upside, being in this condition absolves you from procuring another cup of coffee for your spouse.  On the downside, it's a given that once you have relaxed into this position, your bladder issues an urgent call for relief.

There are likely several more that my aging brain cannot regurgitate now.

Speaking of cats (we were, weren't we), I'm sitting, feet on the ottoman Carol bought for my birthday several years ago, a cat—Elvis—curled up in my lap, waiting for the fire I started in the fireplace to actually become a fire rather than a suggestion of one.  When Elvis curls up this way,
with his paw over his nose, he snores.  While I was writing this he had a short dream—apparently chasing something.  He is 19 years old with arthritic hips and hasn't chased anything in years, but he dreams about it.  We are aging together but he, being a cat, is far more aware of his limitations than his aging  human servant.  Said servant incurred another stairway related injury last Saturday.  The few of you who are my readers may recall the last one as I tried to take a heavy reclining chair downstairs—The post is titled Not Even Close if you wish to refresh your memory.

The current incident didn't involve a full staircase this time, merely four or five steps from a bicycle shop where I went to retrieve our bicycles after their tuneups.  The rather ingenious stairway is half steps and half ramp so one can roll the bicycle down while walking beside it.  In the hands of most folks a fairly easy task.

 I blame my left-handedness for making it otherwise for like most things in our world, the described platform is geared toward righties.  Not being one of them I took my bike through the door in a position that would have had me on the ramp and the machine on the steps.  In an attempt to rectify the situation, while on my way down rather than at the landing before the descent, the bike and I got tangled causing me to swan dive over it and land on my head on the sidewalk.  Meanwhile one of the pedals and my left ankle (yes the same one that suffered injury in my last stairway adventure) met and the metal edge of said pedal carved up the ankle a bit.

A trip to the Vassar ER to be mended and medicated and ultimately released, followed.  I'm mending quite well and there appears to be no permanent damage to anything other than my pride.  I have a mild concussion and a funky looking scrape and cut on my head and stitches in my lower left leg, but all is well.

I think I got here comparing the sensible way my cat is aging compared to the way I try to ignore my own years.  Anyway, it's been an interesting week.

Until next time,
Namaste







Thursday, January 17, 2019

Why We Are Where We Are (Maybe)

I've often thought that one of the biggest US errors, of many, was allowing TV cameras to broadcast the workings of congress live.  With 535 people, many with enormous egos, given access to ears and eyes outside their chambers, opportunities for rational debates on issues often  turn into political posturing.  A wonderful close friend remarked a few days ago, after attending Congressman Antonio Delgado's swearing in ceremony, this about Senator Chuck Schumer, "... I am so glad to report that he was so great and funny and relaxed and not at all like he is on TV!!! I wish he could do that more often."

Need I say more?  No, but I probably will.

We are now experiencing the petulant child we elected president refusing to let the government run until he is assured funding for his absurd wall.  The part of this that I find most disturbing is the ability of one person, Mitch McConnell, to stall a veto proof majority vote to reopen the government simply by refusing to allow it.  WTF?  If one person can stop the legislative process, where is our representative democracy?  I don't understand.  The US Constitution assures us that the branches of government created by the document are co-equal bodies.  Why then does McConnell await the child's permission to move the government along?  And why has the Senate not replaced this man with someone who cares about the USA?  Is there no way the Senate majority can say "This man is not serving to lead; let's replace him."?

This old crotchety concerned citizen wants to know.